February 2012
312 posts
wow the password for one of my emails was just changed twice without my consent being hacked is so dumb
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
1612th:
sleep is kinda like the friends with benefits version of dying because you get all the enjoyment without the commitment
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i am so famished
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
annefranksgasmask:
I wish like once I finished eating a bagel another one automatically appeared in my hand
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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Watch
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all i want to do is play harvest moon is that so much to ask for
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
wow i can’t wait until my mom comes back home because then i don’t have to tell my dad where i’m going
guccimom:
i think john hancock looks like justin timberlake
kiraboshi:
i’m sorry for being really bad at conversations i just don’t have anything to say that’s how boring i am
